My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”
It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.
3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.
Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend - dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.
I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is “normal” but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing
When I was in college, we went to Albuquerque to visit my grandfather. We were just sitting on his patio, chatting, when he randomly looks at me and says, “You should pretend not to be smart so you can get a boyfriend.” I sat there, shocked at what he said, and he turns to my brother and demands, “Aren’t I right?” My brother looked at me all apologetic and goes, “When a girl pretends she’s not smart, I can tell, but I like it anyway because it shows she cares about me.”
My dad was there too. He just sat there, completely silent.
The only thing worse than being lonely is being lonely in a relationship.
I’m sure there’s a presidential denunciation of polygraphs as “fake news” coming in our future.
I mean idc what specific this post is about but polygraphs are wildly inaccurate and very rarely accepted in court
Yeah… He doesn’t really need to denounce it.
Not sure why this matters so much for people to keep saying and that’s not really the point of my post, but I’ll go ahead and say again:
This is about Dr. Ford’s testimony against Kavanaugh. She passed a poly. Yes polys are garbage. But the main reason I brought it up is bc this tool is currently routinely used by US government entities for various things and this dude is trying to get one of the most important US gov jobs. And YOU KNOW the president, human granage that he is, would have jumped ALL OVER IT if she failed that test. We wouldn’t have heard the end of it. But she didn’t fail it. So ya know…I’m just suspecting he’ll either denounce polys entirely (despite their rampant US gov use aka what he technically is the CEO of) OR he’ll say nothing about the poly result at all.
So. Again. Polys suck. But not THAT important to what I was talking about. I’m not intending to imply that polys are GOOD and he shouldn’t denounce them. I’m implying that trump would only denounce them because is himself a rapist who tries to defend and promote other perpetrators of sexual assault and act like all accusations are false.
